columbian fog

thick smoke created when smoking lots of pot in an enclosed space

He thought he was playing it cool, but the cop knew he was high when the columbian fog rolled out of the car window.

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Columbian Tang

A. Cocaine
B. Booger Sugar
C. Nose Candy

A powerdy substance that gets you high enough to feel invinsible.

Hey Jose dont sniff all the columbian tang!

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columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.

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columbian russian

kahlua + a starbucks double shot = a columbian russian

basically a mexican's white russian

pablo: que tal, those are good columbian russians, si?
jesus: si senor

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columbian roulette

like russian roulette but EVERY chamber has a bullet

poor bastard, 'e didn' 'ave a chance. 'E woz playin' columbian roulette

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british columbian

Code name for a hot girl. Mainly used in front of girls so that guys can talk all they want about how hot girls are. Its pretty much used exclusively in Marin.

Bobby - Damn! Did you see that British Columbian back there?
Joe - Yeah Man! She made me so horny!
Sara - Hey you guys what's going on? Is someone from Canada here?

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Holy Columbian

When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.

Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*

*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”