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A greater reflection of the average Global IQ
Viewer 1: "OMG Scroll down to the YouTube Comments".
Viewer 2: "Nah I still have some hope left for humanity, don't wanna lose it"
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The comments that users can write under the videos on the website youtube. It sounds very creative and useful since it allows fairly anonymous users to comment on the video about their likes and dislikes. Unfortunately, the vast majority of the the comments seem to be from either idiots, people full of shit or people that are insane. The best examples of this are comments from people that haven't watched the video to the end, people that think that they know everything, people that haven't researched the topic or even know about the topic that the video discusses which is normally common with videos about anime characters, comic books or movies, people that are highly illiterate or are little children with too much free time on their hands, people that are insane, racist or are conspiracy theorists and people that are highly religious to the point where they think the end of the world is coming every other day.
What are your opinions on youtube comments?
They are from people that are stupid, full of shit, or are just plain nuts.
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The act of bombarding someones social network status with comments. The comments should not be spam and should have some sort of relevance related to the original post.
Taken from combining the words Comment and Comakazi
(Victim Status) :Is at the movies. What is your favorite movie?
Comment: over 300 different movie titles...
(It helps to have more then 1 person Comment-Kazi'ing the status)
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Bullshit that will make you lose any faith you had left in humanity.
They can be less atrocious among some genres, however most of the comments section and YouTube in general is filled with cringeworthy tweens arguing about politics in broken English.
Not to mention those who are hungry for likes. We shall not speak of them.
And of course those who reply to month old threads.
Person one: "Heh cool vid man"
Person two: "they are nt a man u stupid idiot"
Person three: "This isn't even in the same thread, at least use the reply button."
YouTube Comments are a terrible byproduct of human existence.
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A person who barges into a chain of comments and pretends they were apart of the whole conversation. This person usually adds something completely irrelevant or annoying.
Jane: Hey you want to see a movie friday?
Jill: Sure, what movie?
Jane: I dont know. How about District 9?
Jill: Sure. I heard it was good.
Douche: District 9 sucks. GI Joe was better.
Jane: Go away Douche. You comment crasher.
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A comment made without thinking.
Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"
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Posting a status update on a social networking site that's specific to a certain person in hopes of enticing them to interact with you by leaving a comment. See also: Obsessive, Needy, Pathetic
Public knowledge: I love Elvis, donuts and extreme heat.
Comment Bait Ex. 1
Facebook Creeper's Status: "Who wants to join me for the TCM Elvis Movie Marathon this weekend?! :)" (Has only ever heard of 2 Elvis movies in his life.)
Comment Bait Ex. 2
Twitter Creeper's Status: "I've got a whole box of donuts all to myself - Yum! But I might be willing to share... ;)" (Doesn't even like donuts.)
Comment Bait Ex. 3
Myspace Creeper's Status: "It's 102 degrees out!! Let's go to the beach! :D" (Actually kind of hopes I won't comment on this one because he'd rather stab himself in the eye with a spork than go out in this sweltering heat.)
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