Random
Source Code
Random
A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.
Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret
The act of talking to the person in the car adjacent while driving.
I was driving home from work and I noticed the car next to me left his gas cap open so I opened my window in hopes to commuticate the issue to them.
A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).
Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?
Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!
to have a teleconference while on the commute, so as to either fill empty time, or get work done that didn't get finished while in the office
John had a 5pm commute-com while sitting in rush hour traffic on the beltway, discussing some of the after-action items from the earlier meeting, since he had to go pick up his kids at day-care.