Not to be confused with the Spanish meaning of como, which means "what"
"Como" is an insult used against someone you have little respect for.
Calling someone a como is telling them you think they are dumb, irritating or that they just deserve it.
Tanish: "You are a como".
Dan: "I AM NOT, YOU PIGGARD".
Short for musical artist Perry Como, or Crystal meth
In season 8 episode 18 of The Middle, at a party Brick says “might be time to crank the Como.” Which Axl responds “What? No drugs are not cool.” Thinking Brick meant Crystal meth. Brick clarifies that he means artist Perry Como and plays “Papa Loves Mambo
It Means Like What.
Austin: Como De Que?
Robert: I don’t know what you are saying.
Austin: Como De Que?
Robert: That Is Not Even A Word.
Austin: I am saying Like What, in Spanish What Don’t You Get?
To become unresponsive due to a total obsession with oldies-singer Pierino Ronald.
It's also possible for someone to "lapse into a Como" from being obsessed with da controversial governor of New York, although in dat case you would have to add a "U" to da person's name.