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(CSD) Compulsive Sorry Disorder is a disorder where you say sorry any time someone says they did something wrong
you sure say sorry alot.
sorry, i have compulsive sorry disorder
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The over use of the acronym "lol" or "laugh out loud" multiple times in a message or text. Often people who have the condition are not aware of the disorder until diagnosed by a friend, or they read back through the message list and self diagnose it themselves with it.
Friend "Hey what's up?"
you "Nothing much just tidying lol"
Friend "I was just watching that video of that guy on the internet, so funny!"
you "I know lol, I was up watching it last night till late lol. Km really tired now too lol"
Friend "I think you've got compulsive lol disorder..."
you "really? Lol"
Friend "read what your saying..."
you "Oh..."
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CHD is an offshoot of the obsessive-compulsive family of disorders and is certainly one of the most dangerous. An individual suffering from CHD will respond to a wrong, or a perceived wrong, as a lethal threat to their personal well being and will begin a process of incrementally exaggerating the magnitude of the personal affront, or perceived personal affront, until they can justify to themselves the death of the object of their hatred. While it is true that people suffering from CHD rarely go through with the killing, they are prone to repeatedly try to encourage others to hate the individual in question to the same degree as them, and hopefully respond with a physical manifestation of that hatred.
Individual X's CHD (Compulsive Hatred Disorder) prevented her from holding down a regular job. Once she achieved employment she would make efforts to socialize. Invariably as a result of that socializing, something would be said that would rub her the wrong way. The emotional injury would then be left to fester until the only solution was to exaggerate its severity and come to the conclusion that the affront-causing speaker needed to be eradicated from the workplace or indeed from the world itself. She would then proceed to poison the work environment by trying to get other employees to agree with her.
it's a phrase on one of Friends series that Ross said to Monica
-Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater.
(everybody: "What????????")
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Condition characterized by the recurrent, obsessive need to refresh one's browser in the hopes of revealing new comments, accolades or validation regarding a Facebook status, link or photo posting.
Zoe's refreshive compulsive disorder (RCD) became debilitating when, four minutes after posting on Facebook, she had received no comments on the adorable photos of her kids.
Common to many gamers, OCRD is the obsessive compulsive reloading of weapons in FPSs in order to maintain a full clip at any given time.
Generally this presents as reloading before and after every encounter in a game even if only 1 or 2 shots were fired and the clip has 60 rounds. A gamer with the disorder will experience the distracting need to reload if they know their clip isn't full, similar to an itch or a nervous tic of other OCDs.
In its worse presentations, OCRD will leave a player absent-mindedly reloading before the action has finished, perhaps after killing one or a few enemies while more are still shooting at the player. This leaves the player useless and vulnerable for upwards of 5 to 10 seconds.
Gamer's friend: "Why are you so shit now? You used to be awesome at CoD."
Gamer: "Ah man. I have OCRD (Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder) bad! I keep having to reload needlessly in the middle of action and getting raped because of it. It's ruining everything and I just can't stop myself."
Gamer's friend: "Oh yea man, we've all had that. Sucks to be you, I guess."
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A very serious and harmful disease mainly acquired through white boys usually at the age of 8-16. Very similar to Tourette Syndrome, CNS is when people have the urge to for some reason speak, act, and behave like a black person (im not racist by the way). Annoying to some because they cannot stand the sight of someone being what there not, it is a very serious disease, and must be noted that it compulsive, so it is uncontrollable. CNS has spread fast, and is now known to have taken host to 1 billion little white boys.
Franklin: Yo nigga whats poppin?!
LaQuef: Shut up you lil white boy!
Franklin: Sorry sir, i have Compulsive Nigger Syndrome (CNS).
LaQuef: My bad, my bad, go about now...
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