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1. Porn machine.
2. Matchmaking device for pedophiles.
Computers: My Anti-Roofy.
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One who computes.
Bob: What is your occupation?
John: I'm a computer. I solve math problems.
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what you are on right now (unless, of course, you're on an iPhone/iPad)
Guy 1: i went on urbandictionary.com today because i felt like looking up random shit.
guy 2: what did you look up?
guy 1: computer.
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how a majority of the people who post on here get dates.
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A computer is a device that can be instructed to carry out an arbitrary set of arithmetic or logical operations automatically. The ability of computers to follow a sequence of operations, called a program, make computers very flexible and useful. Such computers are used as control systems for a very wide variety of industrial and consumer devices. This includes simple special purpose devices like microwave ovens and remote controls, factory devices such as industrial robots and computer assisted design, but also in general purpose devices like personal computers and mobile devices such as smartphones. The Internet is run on computers and it connects millions of other computers.
Conventionally, a modern computer consists of at least one processing element, typically a central processing unit (CPU), and some form of memory. The processing element carries out arithmetic and logical operations, and a sequencing and control unit can change the order of operations in response to stored information. It also works for Porn and Torrent
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computer
What you are on right now. If you feel the need to look this up you must have brain damage
''What's a computer?''
''Uh I dunno. Let's go on UrbanDictionaryDOT COM and find out''
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a mystical device obviously run by elves, infected with dookfonkers (look up dookfonker)
who check it out a computer, hurry put on your dookfonker protectors
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