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Concert Hoppers are promoting the live music experience and to share advice to help others to get the most of their experience. They also share memories that were fueled by live music and encourage others to dive deep into the music influenced community.
Hey look over there! There is the concert Hopper helping out someone on their live music journey!
When you're at a concert and, during the set, you call a friend or family member who couldn't go. Whether they answer the phone, or it records on their voice mail, you'll make them jealous they missed out on the concert when they hear the music!
I concert dialed my brother during that last song. He just sent me a text message saying "you suck!".
Dumbass guy who thinks his girlfriend needs to wrapped in his arms the whole time in the front row of show and gets pissed if someone in the crowd hurts her.
Guy1:
"That concert douche wants pussy so bad"
Guy2:
"this crowd is nuts what the fuck is he thinking?"
Guy1:
He's thinking he wants his girl in the hospital bleeding from the face.
Guy2:
No shit? Concert Douche!
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A girl at a concert who sings along to every song as obnoxiously as possible and thinks she's a diva. Usually has a bad bleach blonde dyejob.
Concert sluts are mostly fans of pop and country.
Guy: Hey check out those concert sluts standing on those chairs.
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The ringing and throbbing in your ears that you hear and feel when you try to get sleep after going to a loud gig/concert.
It's only noticeable when you get home and try to sleep. It can manifest itself up to 5 hours after the concert.
Fuck yeah, Metallica were awesome!
(3 hours later)
Finally, home to bed. Ah shit! Now I have Concert Ears.
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The first time you've ever been to a concert
Paramore took my concert virginity
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An 50+, ugly, disgusting, beastie, big female fattie that gets 1st or 2nd row at an Adam Lambert (standing room only) gig and doesn't in any way move for the entire show rather stands very still like she is at a snoozefest and even places earplugs in her ears. Concert Donkey's often complain of the crowd bumping into them and use their obesity to bully the petite, hot chicks in the surrounding area.
The Concert Donkey's arch nemesis is the heterosexual alpha male at said event.
Petite Hot Chick: like, this big old beast is leaning all her weight on me ... wtf??
Alpha Male: Don't worry, I'll switch places with you and put this Concert Donkey in her place with a bow to the ribs.
Concert Donkey: Gosh, this guy's elbow has been in my kidney for 2 hours ... I'm going to be pissing blood for a week.
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