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individual friends of a couple are conditional friends of each other because after the breakup they have to be only friends with their original friend
"I can't talk to John as I and Danny have broken up, he was my conditional friend.
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When you have a crush on someone but there is one or more reasons why you can't date them, don't think it is worth trying to date them or not worth trying to get them to like you back. Usually occurs when you like someone you can't have.
In which case, most people would say, "I would like him/her if _____."
Jon: "So you hooking up with anyone?"
James: "Well, Emily is hot and I would hook up with her if she didn't have a boyfriend already."
Jon: "Sounds like you have a conditional crush."
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Freedom with conditions, such as getting a vaccine/shot to receive freedom isn't true freedom, as true freedom is without conditions. They wouldn't be offering people free beer or incentives to get vaccines if it was, it's just another way to try and buy the masses into doing what they want them to do, like a herd.
There is no conditional freedom. You're either free, or you're subject to someone else's rules.
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despite having a new girlfriend/boyfriend, sex with the ex is so good it must continue. Also known as Grandfathered in.
Guy 1: I cant go man I was up all night making sweet sweet love to Lisa.
Guy 2: Dude I thought you were seeing Veronica?
Guy 1: Lisa's a preexisting condition man! Shes Grandfathered in!!!
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In the 1% motorcycle club world, air conditioning means to riddle a house with bullets, as a sign of disrespect and and open declaration of war.
” We’re gonna have to air condition their clubhouse, if they step out one more time. That’s the truth brother.”
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A very primal and potent form of instinctive behavioral learning. This is innate in humans and animals of all kind (including fish, worms, etc). Classical conditioning forms the reason and basis for all unhealthy addictions and fetishes.
In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).
The teacher played the exact same song every time we took a quiz. I now hate that song thanks to classical conditioning.
Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.
After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.
You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.
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The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys black clothes and is obsessed with running and climbing.
My friend looks like if you just dumped a bucket of black paint on them, I think he might have the Aparicio Condition.