Coning

The art of put your fingers in a cone shape position and interserting them into a girls vagina. Similar to fisting, but more delicate, and in a cone shape.

Josh explained how he was coning a girl until he was wrist deep in her fluids.

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cone

To receive a blow job; to have your dong licked and sucked like an ice cream cone

"She might be a butterface but dayum she gives fucking insane cone!"

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Cone

A derogatory term for a soccer player who is so poor that they might as well be standing still.

Old Fart: "Dude, I played some pick-up soccer today at the park."

Old Fart's friend: "How'd it go?"

Old Fart: "It was awful. I was a total cone."

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In the Cone

In the cone is a state of mind similar to being in the zone. However, the subject is only preforming at a high level of skill due to some sort of manipulation of the rules or dishonest behavior resulting in an unfair advantage.

Person#1: Wow look at John McCain answer those questions at the Saddleback Civil Forum on August 16th 2008.
Person#2: Yeah he is so on top of these responses; he's hitting them out of the park.
Person #3: John McCain is In the Cone!

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Coning

Cone-ing
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.

Did you do your coning practices today? If that judge finds you guilty, you'll be happy you did.

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coned

verb
1. The act of placing traffic cones ontop of homes, cars, etc as a harmless prank on unsuspecting neighbors, family and friends.

After the cross country team finished their team dinner, they coned the cars of their former teammates who were now in college.

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Cone

A Cone is a very special person that has very special qualities. A Cone
is a very intelligient, irresitable, warm, passionate,and caring.

Not everyone can be a cone, they are very rare people. You have to
already be born a cone to be a cone. Only a cone can appoint you or
consider you a cone.

I(Domy) appointed Raquel(Coney) a Cone because when I first met her I called her Cone. I had the strong feeling that she was a Cone, and she has been living up to her name. We share a very special bond and have many of the same beliefs and think very much alike. This is the way of the cone.

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