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A "Consolation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...
You will get the "Consolation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.
In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."
You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consolation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
The orginial console war between Nintendo's SuperNES (Super Famicom) and Sega's Genesis (MegaDrive), circa the early '90s. Most likely what old school gamers think of when the term "console war" is thrown about.
Can also be used in reference to any competitive gaming systems. (Gameboy vs. GameGear; Playstation vs. Saturn vs. N64; Dreamcast vs. PS2 vs. Xbox vs. Gamecube; PS3 vs. X-Box 360 vs. Wii)
The console war ended with neither side victorious.
Gamer 1: I think the Genesis is better since it has the original Phantasy Star series, whereas the SuperNES had the Final Fantasy series
Gamer 2: I think the exact opposite!
Gamer 1: The SuperNES is best because it's GRAY!
Gamer 2: No way, the Genesis is better because it's BLACK!
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A person who believes their gaming console is superior to its rival console. Most likely 6-12 years of age. Also has probably never played the rival console
10 year old kid: my Xbox is so much better than your shitty ass playstation fag.
Rival player: what ever you say console sucker.
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The opposite of a trophy wife. This is the wife you are sent home with when you lose at dating. These women might have been trophy wives if the trophy was given merely for participation rather than performance.
My buddy said it was the trophy wife table, but when I turned around every single woman was past her prime, assuming they even had a prime. It was the consolation wife table.
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a dumbass normie “Competition” called console wars between Playstation and Xbox
everyone knows soulja game is the ultimate console
Ron:Playstation gay
Tom:Xbox for babies
Intellectual:yall both gay babies soulja game the real deal
The winner of the console wars is soulja game
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When you have to take a shit but the stall is occupied so you take a piss in the urinal instead.
Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.
Refers to a person who is using a console device that costs the same as a good PC and refuses to admit of the superiority of the master race
look at this dude still playing here like a console queer instead of joining us