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A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
Things you stab inside your eye to either fix your eyesight or to see!
It kind of hurts when you put the contacts in, but at least I can see, with the contact lenses!
A method of keeping tract of the contacts a person with an infectious disease has, to prevent the spread of the disease. Tracing can be used to find the original source of the disease by looking at one's contacts before they were infected, and after they were infected to see who they may have spread the disease to. Once individuals who had contacts with the disease have been identified they are tested for the disease, to stop them from disease spreading behavior till their condition has been identified. If individuals are found to be infected with the disease they continue to stop any disease spreading behavior, (e.g. isolation) and are treated, so they don't spread the disease to others.
People in charge of public health and the spreading of VD, have being using contact tracing long before those fighting the lasted pandemic used it.
A hypothetical situation in which contact is made with someone or something improbable (e.g. Aliens) through text message via cell phone.
I can't believe the way we make contact with alien life is by text contact." Fred said as he paced the room, "By a tween from New Jersey no less."
The one person in the group who puts in the effort to organise shit, text people individually, and round up the troops.
Quarterback contacts can be found orchestrating elaborate plays on WhatsApp and iMessage groups to trick the whole squad into getting together.
Every group needs one.
William knows exactly who to say is coming to each person in the group to get them to show up. He’s the admin of 4 group chats and is always on his phone. He is his group’s Quarterback Contact.
The automatic biological response to cringe away from any sort of human contact. Prominently found in the introvert strand of the homo sapien species.
"Dude It was just a pat on the back, what's with the contact cringe?"
When you're having sex with a fat girl and accidentally fuck one of her folds.
"I was about to bust when I realized it was just cushion contact."