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God awful smelling farts that normally follow after Corn Dog Breakfast.
After my late night and corn dog breakfast, i continued playing call of duty, trying not to gag from jon's baby killing corn dog farts.
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A Slovakian Corn Dog is a sexual manoeuver in which a subject participating in sexual intercourse defecates a fat log inside a condom, freezes it and uses the Slovakian Corn Dog as a Dildo to stimulate the vagina.
Austin: Hey Adam, how did your tinder date go last night, did you smash?
Adam: yeah dude I gave her the Slovakian Corn Dog
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The act of growing out one's pubic hair to a length in which they can coil it around their erect penis entirely, then thrusting their penis into a woman's vagina.
"I haven't manscaped in a good 5 months, I'm ready to give the next girl I see a California Corn Dog"
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When a guy poors salsa all over his dick and shoves it in a girls vagina. The girls vagina is filled with canned corn and when the salsa covered dick is inserted, it becomes a jalapeno corn dog.
"Bro she's hot, hot enough to get a jalapeño corn dog."
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A sexual act where your girlfriend or wife's gag reflex is activated and she vomits on your cock and balls while performing oral sex.
Last night my girl wasn't feeling well, so she gave me a Springfield Corn Dog.
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The sexual position where the women lays face down with her legs together, and the man straddles the women in an upright position and gives hard ass thrusts. the female has the oppertunity at this point to grab his rock hard ass, because that is way sexy. its an excelent postion for anyone that wants to really FUCK HARD.
Billie and samantha enjoy mini corn dogging greatly.
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When you have time to kill and money to burn.
Of course we can wait for the vendor, we’re on corn dog time.