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A nostril dweller which upon extraction and examination resembles a brand name and or generic corn breakfast cereal.
I lost my cornflake booger in my aunt's cereal and she ingested it with the rest of her cereal and jalapenos.
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A person whose face has been pockmarked by acne
hey cornflakes face, do you want milk with that?
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an actor/actress who can't act their way out of a corn flake box
(while watching a movie) He's a cornflake box. He cannot act.
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A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"
A favorite saying growing up in Michigan
Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!
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useless, cant do a job properly, no good to anyone.
Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.
Phil: no i got jack to do it
Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.
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an exclamation of a terrible time, a horrible ordeal
Dave: Hey John, get out of here, me and and Alyssa are about to have some of that whammy-jammy
John: I'm not trying to shit in your cornflakes here, but i'm watching a movie
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someone goes and says or does something that ruins your day
"sorry i can't go this this weekend."
"why don't you just pee in my cornflakes won't cha"
"who peed in your cornflakes this morning?"
my mom won't let me go to the concert!"
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