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When you get to dutch bros with ashley and have already ordered just to find out there was a cotton candy smoothie
Omfg theres a cotton candy man a smoothie
You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you
Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"
One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.
I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me
When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.
“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”
“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”
When one twink rolls his hips in a circular motion over another twinks dick.
"I know you like dick from a bear, but have you tried cotton candy fucking?"
H AMERICAN
a mass of fluffy spun sugar, usually pink or white, wrapped around a stick or a paper cone.
Little kid: We picked the cotton, now we can eat it?
Store owner: Uhh, yeah, take a bite?
(cotton candy)
relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.
Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.