the Countdown is something you should never wait for. After the countdown you will see men kissing.
men kissing in 3.. 2.. 1... Why did you wait for the countdown?????
When giving a dude a handjob and 10 seconds before they splurge you begin giving them a 10 second count down and when the countdown hits 1 second the dude will splurge
"Maddie give me a countdown" Ben screams.
A New Zealand supermarket chain that is the exact fucking same as an Australian Woolworths store. Same food, same logo, same colour sceme. But don't try to use your Woolworths Rewards card at a Countdown. Trust me. It won't work.
Let's go grab some kai from Countdown
When a girl is sitting on your face and you try to wank before you pass out or you have to eat your own nut
Bro 1: Yo bro I was with this girl last night, and i bust the fattest nut when we did the queening countdown.
Bro 2: Yeah bro, i heard about that, didn't your cousin die from it last year?
A person who has gotten so addicted to the show Countdown, it develops into a medical condition. It could even make one form an emotional attachment to a Countdown clock.
David: I love playing Countdown. I play it at least 5 times a day.
Karl Pilkington: Perhaps you need to see a doctor, you may have countdown-a-tosis.
You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.
if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.
When you are miserable at your job and can't wait to leave, you are on the BK Countdown!
I'm so tired at this raggedy job. I'm on the BK Countdown, baby!