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(Derogatory) How the hell do you listen to this god forsaken genre of music? Stop, please, I beg.
Your friend Jean is a Country Music Listener I don't think I feel comfortable with you going over to their house ever again, for your ear's safety
A individual who enjoys 2 or more songs by country artists.
"I really enjoy listening to country music, I love Lee Brice and Brad Paisley. I just love country music. That makes me a country music fan" says Megan
"Country music sucks" replied Ben
The best type of music ever other than rock and roll
Maren Morris is not country music
"SOME FOLKS WEAR THEIR HATS WAY OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN LOW AND A GUN TUCKED INSIDE TAKE THEIR BEER BY THE 40 AND THEIR CHICKEN DEEP-FRIED I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY DARK I LIKE IS WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS THE ONLY HOOD I LOVE IS POINTY AND WHITE CAN'T TRUST YOU IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE AT NIGHT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT"
have you heard that key and peele tried making country music
Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb.
There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.
Human: I don't like country music.
Country Fans: *Attack of the Body Snatchers scream and point.*
A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z
Dolly Parton is a Country Music Icon
Country music is straight up A.S.S music
(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music
Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T
(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion