cover teacher

a right old nonce that all the chavvy brits make fun of until they get on call or head of year

Note:often foreign

cover teacher:right class get into seating plan

pupil:nah fam i aint sittin next to that ugly dosser

love cover

Another name for a condom.

If having sex is making love, a condom is a love cover.

After their date last Friday night, Alex and James went through three love covers.

pump cover

A pump cover is gym slang for sweatshirt. It is called a pump cover because it hides your pump as you workout.

Bro, Jack looks like a complete pussy in the gym until he takes off his pump cover.

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covered bj

A blowjob while the guy wears a condom.

She don't do bareback BJs but she will do covered BJs.

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Gotcha Covered

A fictional retail outlet specializing in all weather outdoor covers for boats,campers,RVs,collector cars and now offering panties for extra large ladies.

I'm going to Gotcha Covered to buy the old lady some "bloomers".

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Cover and Hover

When you enter a public restroom and it's so disgusting that not only do you lay a seat cover down, but you hover over it too.

"I went to the public restroom at the beach and I couldn't tell if the seat had water droplets or pee droplets on it, so I decided to cover AND hover."

loaf cover

The first slice in a bag of bread, usually the heel or first one or two slices, that everyone reaches past to get to the fresher ones as the bread gets eaten.

Awww, damn, I wanted a sandwich but we're down to just the heel and the loaf cover!