crabbi

When one cannot be asked to do something

' Do you want to come to the shop?'

'Nah i crabbi'

or

'I cabbi'

Turbo Crabbies

When you make a pint of ‘Dark and Stormy’ but you use Crabbies instead of ginger beer. So, 2x shots spiced or dark rum and top the pint off with Crabbies.

Last night Jim drank 4 Turbo Crabbies....lad got mortal

CRABBY CRABSTER

a very cool epic person who does not have an addiction to dragging balls

Guy 1: you know crabby crabster? he's cool

Guy 2: shut up

Big Crabby Dumper

A significantly large, crispy, succulent crab Rangoon.

Waiter: Here are your rangoons sir, enjoy!
Me: Aw man, these big crabby dumpers look delicious!