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A reference to the bible
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"
Repulsive red form of fanny batter expelled during rag week from a nasty stinkbox
"I pulled her panties down and her vertical bacon sandwich was covered in fucking cranberry sauce!"
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Cranberries that have been dried. Also are better than raisins (dried grapes).
Eugene: Man, I wish there was a way I could fit this giant bag of cranberries into my backpack.
Joe: Dude, you can. Just try dehydrating them, they get smaller. Their name also changes from cranberries to dried cranberries, pretty cool, huh?
Eugene: You're my hero!
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When a dude performs oral sex on a woman, not knowing that she's on the rag.
LaShondra don't ever know when her period gonna start til she give a cranberry facial to a john.
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A juice made from cranberries that goes very well with vodka.
Drunk Girl: I'll have another Cran-vodka!
Stupid Bartender: whats that?
Drunk Girl: Cranberry Juice with Vodka, dumbass!
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a liquid concoction made of the acidic juice of cranberrys, mixed with vinegar and rock salt, that when loaded into a high pressure squirt bottle and fired into the enflamed vagina provides temporary relief and mild cleansing of said area
"melissa emptied every fruit market in town to mix up her cranberry douche, she went through 60 gallons of wine vinegar too, that bitchs dirty cunt must be on fire"
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Crafty Cranberry is a cocktail that was invented on the Mayercraft Carrier 2. This light, refreshing cocktail will make your tastebuds jump to life!
Served in a highball glass over ice:
2 oz. HYPNOTIC
2-4 oz. Crown Royal
Top with cranberry juice and a lime wedge.
"I don't feel like having a strong drink right now. Does anyone have a cocktail recipe that is light, and refreshing?"
While enjoying the evening with friends or loved ones, mix a few Crafty Cranberry cocktails. They will be the hit of any party!
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