Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.
Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.
Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.
I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.
corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.
Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome
Main symptom of advanced stage of LPOD.
Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.
DNC, House & Senate Democrat roster, Klintonistas.....
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I enjoyed an evening of cranial penetration with my lady.
the act of losing your fucking mind in any and everyway possible
"jay has a severe case of cranial insaineatosis."
"REALLY? HOW?"
"he saw a blue waffle"
when you bathe your partner with your sperm
Bro, I gave her a cranial scat} and she couldn't get my sperm out for weeks!!
When one partner uses a chisle to crack a hole in the other's skull and proceeds to shit on the brain.
Brian: How did Sarah die?
Tim: I gave her a Cranial Scat last night. The sex after was pretty nice though.