When you done got yourself goat and you forgot to feed it so it rams you. Everybody has been there. Its so simple.
Well I barely had enough cash for the goat and I couldnt afford food, and whilst pondering a new moonshine recipe my cranky goat rammed me.
Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.
When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.
Phone rings constantly at your job.
Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!
Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.
Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.
Someone so pissed off that he/she begins to rip off people's pants and violently spank their gluteus.
Dude I pissed my girl of so bad that she pulled a cranky spanky in the parking lot.
Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky
Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.
A being that is frustrated while wearing female underwear. Can be cute at the same time.
"Damn g, you a cranky panty."
"This woman was so cute but was a real cranky panty."
A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?