Crapple

Crown Royal Apple flavor

Me and the boys are doing shots of crapple.

Crapples

Apples full of crap.

"Aw crapples, you mothertrucker!

Crapple

Describes how much apple iPhones suck

Man iPhones are such peices of crapple

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?