hindu egg crate

Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.

He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.

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Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.

Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.

Line them crates up

😂😂😂That’s what I’m tryna figure out

Her: my butt itch
Me: line them crates up

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Armoury Crate

A software created by ASUS ROG, for controlling and utilizing most of ASUS ROG products

Mẹ nó mấy loz SPC phá đéo tả được, xài Armoury Crate đéo xóa. Để riết hư mẹ máy

crate head

A gay peacock

“Crate head”
“Gay peacock”

Harley Crate

A Btec Adam Johnson that goes heanor gate science college

Declan: er look at Harley crate the nonce
Jayden Ashley: I know right he’s so weird and has teeth coming off the side of his head

Crate Paper

An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.

That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.