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The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.
Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.
"Why aren't you sitting down?"
"I had the crayon effect earlier today, and it hurts like hell."
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to draw profanity all over your school homework.
Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.
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A condition of baffling immaturity. Someone who just cannot let go of something and grow up. The term comes from the hypothetical situation of someone who has had their crayon stolen in the 2nd grade and they haven't gotten over it since.
The people who get picked on in school and then get a position of power to abuse people later in life could be said to have a crayon complex.
Someone who uses childhood trauma as an excuse to be a peace of shit later.
I can't believe he still brings that up, he has such a crayon complex.
A utensil used for writing your name across your significant others for head in semen
Grab my cum crayon and let me.color you white
Poop Crayon - (Noun)
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.
"Sorry I'm late, I had a poop crayon and couldn't get my butt clean!"
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1. Any online gamer on xbox live that whines and complains every time he is killed by an opposing player, it does not matter if the way he died was legit or not, either way he will cry about how much of a noob you are or how lucky you are that your the host with good connection. This gamer will always tell you that you are trash even though his kill to death ratio is 35 kills with 28 deaths. If you are able to counter all of these points he tries to bring up he will then tell you how another game is way better then the one you just owned him in because he knows he cannot beat you in the one you are playing.
2. a crayon that is rebuilt from scratch
whining xbox live kid - DUDE, your so lucky your host or you would have never killed me!
billy - dude, your host, what are you talking about i killed you fair and square.
whining xbox live kid (after being killed a second time) - OMG, ARE YOU SERIOUS? your such a noob, dude your trash bro, i'll smoke you any day!
billy - calm down dude you want to 1v1 me?
whining xbox live kid - no bro im going to go play my $20 game i got from the clearance section at gamestop because it's so much better then this noobish game, get muted fag, later!
billy - wow dude stop acting like a rebuilt crayon!
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A blue crayon is a part of a pack of red and purple, they always stick together 💜💙❤️ A blue crayon is smart and beautiful 💖
O my gosh that girl is such a blue crayon
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