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The act of saving your jizz in a container for a month then taking a container of coffee creamer and pouring your dated jizz into said creamer so the next person in your house to drink coffee with creamer will also get a mouth full of cum.
I gave my girl some cum creamer in her coffee.
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On the March 30, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert made the first ever Colbert Creamer by taking a Pringle, putting whipped cream on it, and then topping that with another Pringle.
This tasty impromptu whipped cream Pringle sandwich is a great snack food at parties. In homage to Stephen's segment "Thought for Food" the first ever Colbert Creamer competition was held March 31, 2010 by a group of college students attending George Mason University. Each participant had to eat one Colbert Creamer and say the phrase "Colbert Creamer" every round. A participant was disqualified from the competition if they could not properly pronounce "Colbert Creamer." This competition followed much of the same rules as a game of fluffy bunny, though was far more epic than any fluffy bunny game ever played!
Dude, these Colbert Creamers are so tasty!
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The female version of "morning wood". When a female wakes up horny as anything and realizes she must let it out.
Friend 1: "My night was so lonely."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
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When you place your penis into a chocolate frosted donut and smash it into someone’s mouth while cumming.
I was about to cum and placed a chocolate donut into my penis. I then smashed it into my girls mouth giving her a Boston Creamer.
A R.C. can be described as several things.
A true definition of a man. A provider, supporter, best friend, husband. He will just show up one day in your life, tell you his cock will change your life forever, than change your life, then become your life. And just to be clear, his cock will change your life forever!!
I went to the bathroom and started "squeezing a creamer"
when a guy is jackin off on his dick.
"Man last night I was shakin the creamer, while watching porn"