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a saying commonly used when someone is to remind someone of putting the cream cheese in the fridge
person 1: what is that?!
person 2: don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge !
its amazing. gosh.
hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. he rides it like a cowboy would....
in the desert.
get me a tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction-poopy pop. make it made of wonder and magic and ye shall recieve ten gold pieces filled with chocolate vadge
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When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
The whitest of the white people. Very uppity and act like they are holier than thou.
Her family is full of them cream cheese people.
When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.
How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.
When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.
How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.