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When you accidentally mess up on your skateboard and the board goes up your ass, or hits your balls
You ollie to start a hardflip and you do it just not completely and it lands with the tip on the ground and the other in an uncomfortable place Credit Carded
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I'm homeless and I haven't eaten in eight days, but I think if I send in that Visa credit card application, I'll probably get approved!!!
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A way of getting around saying you got 100 on a test when a classmate asks what you got so you don't sound like you're bragging.
BRAGGING
Phil: What did you get on that pre-calc test?
Bob: YEAH! I GOT 100!!!... What did you get?
Phil: Fuck you, lucky bastard... I failed that shit, man...
NOT BRAGGING
Phil: What did you get on that pre-calc test?
Bob: Oh... actually, I got full credit.
Phil: Oh...
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Plastic passport to debt slavery. Let's face it, if you can't afford something by direct debit, does it make sense to take out a high interest loan for it? If you can't afford to pay for it now, will you be able to pay even more shortly later?
Madness! Credit cards lead to spiraling debt by encouraging a buy now, PAY through the roof later culture. Ease of use helps people forget that they're spending hard money, moreso than cash.
Can be ruthless in reclaiming spiraling debt, people have become bankrupt and lost house and home because of credit cards.
Often seduce impressionable people with an array of asthetic/colour options, promoting it as a fashion item to be flouted!
FACT: The collective personal debt of Britain is now around one trillion Pounds (£); that's greater than the entire external debt of Africa, Asia and Latin America combined! Talk about a credit card culture. The bubble will burst, with mass reposessions etc.
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Street credit is the points you get for doing something impressive and bold. The more street credit you have the cooler you are.
There's a street credit points system.
10 Points if you kill someone
7 If you go to jail
5 If you fight a cop
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the inverse of "jungle fever"; when a black person is attracted to a white person, either for sexual, romantic or financial interests.
hey, you know jaquaivius is dating suzie, right? he's got that credit repair going on.
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When you are golfing with your buddies, it is the act of slamming on the gas when one buddy is half in the golf cart and the hand rail from the cart slams and slides through said buddies ass crack resembling the act of sliding a credit card.
**If you are really couragous, you can dare to try the infamous "Credit Fraud". Which is the act of credit checking not only the passenger, but also the driver(you).
Shamus: "ah man Ryan surprised me with the ol' Credit Check on the 9th hole!"
Jon: "i totally pulled off that Credit Fraud on the 13nth, but paid for it with a bogey!"
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