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When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function
I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500
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The extremely hard squeezing of the male nipple (usually)and then twisting until the person starts screaming like a pig and starts to cry because of the pain. This is because you have just crippled the shit out of his nipple.
Dude, i just nipple crippled a boy and his eyes popped out of his head because of the pain.
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A Bahamian based gang that consist of ass eaters,retards, and at the same time most if them are dead inside.
Hey aint that CrIpPLe GaNG there, we should prepare thy ass now for what's to come.
Referring to one who is absolutely inebriated and incoherent
Man did you see Billy last night at the bar?? He was cripple toed!!!
That person in a wheelchair who always runs your feet over at the most inconvinient time. Mainly occurs in a hallway at school or work.
Jeff: Oh shit watch your feet
Susan: What are you talking about
Jeff: Here comes the Crippled GT
When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.
“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”
The aching or pain that occurs after long pussy eating sessions, usually occurring around the jaw area and is said to be very painful, but 100% worth it.
Ugh fucking hell, this cripple lip is killing me! where the hell is the tylenol?