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Crisis Cross

The Crisis Cross is a sex position in which a guy sits down in a criss cross position, whilst a girl rides him with her hands tied behind her back. From an outside perspective, it looks terrifying, and is hence dubbed the “Crisis Cross”.

Hey dude me and my girl tried this new move the crisis cross and you have to try it.

by PseudoSarcasm February 25, 2019


Kidlife crisis

“Kidlife crisis” - When a person under the age of 18 goes through something similar to a midlife crisis

Girl - What’s wrong? Why are you acting this way?

Boy - I’m going through a kidlife crisis

by hehehehehehehehehheh August 12, 2019


Identity Crisis

When a human,

(socially-constructed to think of themselves as a separate individual from the rest of Life on Earth, and Reality),

questions their relation/position to other Humans, the rest of Life on Earth, and the Reality they perceive.

I used to think of myself as an individual, then had an identity crisis, and realised I am part of collectives... Many collectives... infinite collectives...!? Collectives across time...!?
Who am I!?

Here and Now, We are one... Hari Ohm.

by ThePresentIsNow April 18, 2021

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midlife crisis

"When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons

"A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons

by logitechamerica June 1, 2007

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bubblegum crisis

Excellent action/drama anime set in future Tokyo. Primarily dwells on four girls who combat mecha gone wrong in their awesome hardsuits complete with high heels. Priss is the most outstanding character although a lot of time is spent developing the other characters.

Great rock music... great chicks... scary mecha being pulverised and slashed... what more do you need?!

I wish I had a hardsuit with whips to combat my evil boss with like Linna does in Bubblegum Crisis.

by Muffin November 12, 2003

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liquidity crisis

(ECONOMICS) An emergency in which a financial or government institution cannot meet its current obligations in an acceptable form of payment. Different from insolvency, which is where that same institution cannot be realistically expected to EVER meet its obligations.

A good example of the difference is a run on a bank, especially in the days before deposit insurance. A perfectly honest, well-run bank could have all of its books in order, and be paying its depositors in legal tender, when suddenly a panic strikes and everyone wants their deposits all at once. This is necessarily impossible, and forces the bank's officers to default on their debts.

Often, the bank could resume operation later when it was established that it held performing assets greater than deposits. More recently, liquidity crises have been a problem suffered by countries facing capital flight

In 1997, several countries in East Asia were stricken with a liquidity crisis. In many cases, such as Malaysia, the panicked response had nothing whatever to do with fundamentals; it was sheer herd mentality.

by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

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Quarterlife Crisis

People in their mid-to-late 20's (sometimes early 30's) that cannot grasp the idea they are growing up...still hang out with high school people, go to bars/clubs, miss high school and their time there, try to 're-live' their glory days of high school/college. Feel insecure regarding the future & cling to the past as much as possible.
Other characteristics:
- Have trouble finding jobs that are 'good enough' for them
- Relationship problems/lots of instability
- Financial problems/spending issues/debt -- Feeling everyone is doing better than they are
- Refusal to stop partying
- Believe the single-party lifestyle is for them even though it puts them into debt & makes them look desperate(males - behave like someone from the show 'Entourage', women like younger versions of 'Sex and the City')
- Secretly envious of those who have settled down, have families/children, careers and friendships made after high school graduation. State 'I'm still in my prime' but knowing deep down they are fading fast into the background

Quarterlife Crisis: The 29-yr old who goes to the bar with people from high school & asks 'how old do you think I am' to every person they meet - when given the answer '23', it's the highlight of their week.

by successishardsodoit September 21, 2008

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