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Whe you want no one to take your seat you call it "criss cross" as in putting a cross on your spot.
"Elena, I called it criss cross so get your butt off my place!"
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A birth control method. Tape two pieces of scotch tape on your pee hole in a cross formation to keep the jizz in.
Man 1: did you use any protection with Suzzie?
Man: yup! Criss crossed her for a half hour. Kept it all in so she shouldn't be knocked up.
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a guy with a whang to trump all others if ever forced into a situation where cockfight is inevitable. not only is it large but rumor that due to an experiment gone wrong it ended up being turned into diamond giving it the ability to cut glass, crush concrete, etc. A D-Criss is also said to come from god and is the illegitimate brother to jesus christ and chuck norris, he also birthed the energy drink monster from his bladder.
NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969
GOD: to you jesus i give the great honor of saving the human race, and to you chuck norris i give the ability and looks to be the biggest poser ever, and finally to you D-Criss i endow with the largest penis the world will ever see
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when you are in deep in love with Darren Criss and you would actually be Mia Swier
Darren Criss
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A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.
That asshole better shut his mouth or he's gonna get the ole criss cross applesauce!
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When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.
I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!
The act of being faded on three or more different drugs.
After I drank and smoked some weed I decided to get criss-cross faded with some xanies.
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