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Cristiano Ronaldo

Certified Siuuu Merchant
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.

"Siuuuuuuu" - Cristiano Ronaldo

by GP2 engine November 22, 2021


Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest football player of all time. He is 36 and he plays like a real beast that cant stop scoring goals. He has the most records in football. Champions league is one of the most important competitions in football and because of Cristiano's great performances that he shows there everytime people dont call it "UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE" anymore but they call it "UEFA CRISTIANO LEAGUE". He is the clutchest player ever because he saves his team almost everytime in the last minutes of the match if they are losing or drawing , so that's why every team fears Cristiano Ronaldo. He is also known as the most athletic player ever because of his physics and his ability to jump very high or tu run very fast and because of the tricks he do with the ball. So if anyone asks you "why is Cristiano Ronaldo the goat?" you know the reasons why he is the goat now.

Danny: "Ey bro Cristiano Ronaldo's goal last night was crazy , it was just 10 seconds before the final whistle and it was a banger."

Algevi : "I know bro , that's why he is the greatest of all time!"

by lilchoppa7 November 24, 2021


Cristiano Ronaldo

The G.O.A.T. of football, he is a football/soccer player that is the best.

Person 1: Bro who is the G.O.A.T.

Person 2: It is Cristiano Ronaldo

by Wavzzzyyyy April 30, 2023


Cristiano Ronaldo

The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo

We are losing 2-0 and there are two minutes left, Cristiano Ronaldo mode.

by Lincoln Eaves January 11, 2023


Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

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Cristiano Ronaldo

Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.

Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022


Cristiano’s Luck

The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.

Example: I got Cristiano’s Luck so I'll top in the exam somehow, even if I don’t deserve too.

by ModricBetterThanZidane February 2, 2021