Actual Croc

Everybody is an ACTUAL CROC!

Ryan: *STOMACH GRUMBLES*
Savannah: You're an actual croc boi!
Ryan: That is the nicest thing anybody has ever said ily

Savannah: ily2.

Croc-Butter

1. that feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

2. Product released by the same company that is supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes.

(source: www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com under fashion tips.)

About an hour after our thanksgiving meal my cousin turned green and exclaimed, "Nasty...croc-butter!".

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multi-croccing

the intentional or unintentional act of wearing different colored crocs on each foot. an upcoming trend seemingly having originated in the Big Easy.

"Look at that dude, he's wearing one blue croc and one orange croc... He be multi-croccing."

croc sucker

Any person who wears Croc's.(ugly ass sandles usually worn by tourists)

Ey, Homebwoi, Look at that crocsucker up the street.

I hate those damn croc suckers

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Croc Butter

1. Supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes, crocs they call shoes.

2. You know that feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat?

Aw, man, my crocs are still ugly, even after applying croc butter!

Oh god the croc butter, it burns.

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nigga with crocs

Goofy niggers in the neighborhood that have the most dope shoes in the fucking west. These niggers as classified beyond the spiritual plane and surpass all known levels of humanity. The quality of their shoes is in ratio with their penis size. These niggers dont get shot by the police men, rather, they tend to nut.

cop 1: "lmao did you see that nigger back there?"
cop 2:"nah fam i got YEETED on by that nigga with crocs"
cop 1: " oh damn, i just NUT."

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croc-butter

That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

dude, i've got some really bad croc-butter going on right now.