Cronked

V. To be drunk and/or high

Bruh I got sooooo cronked last night

Cronk-Parroting

Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.

Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.

Cronking

The indefinite need to express your pain in a game or victory in a game using a word. I made up this word randomly.

Person 1: *Going beast mode in a game*
Person 1: I'm CRONKING!! omg IM GETTING CRONKED!!!!!!