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When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
when you boil shit and serve it with shrimp. then mash up lollipops and feed it to your cat and rub it in your creases. then wait overnight and eat it. then push your stomach until the food comes out your ass in food form. LOBE YOU
Lapoop: have you heard about crops
Oppose: I LOVE DOING crops
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Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.
The restaurant's so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section
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Whip used to sexually arouse and beat your man.
I beat my man with a riding crop.
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When someone won't let you get on the computer to crop your Farm on Farmville.
Honey, my crops are going to wither if I don't get on the computer soon, stop crop blocking me!
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When you cum on her pussy and gets in her batch (pussy hair)
Person 1: Yo dude I heard you hit Michelle last night, is that legit?
Person 2: Yeah, I put the cream on the crop
Person 1: Damn son.
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