crotch chop

The signature taunt of the professional wrestling tag team D-Generation X. It is done by putting you arms in an "X" formation by your crotch. It means "suck it" figuratively.

D-Generation X crotch choped Vince McMahon, the creator of WWE.

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crotch cake

A woman's vagina.

Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?

Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.

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crotch nubbin

something that grows on your crotch when you don't wash well

Oh shit! I have a crotch nubbin!

crotch beast

Term used to describe annoying little kids, especially in movie theaters.

If someone doesn't shut that little crotch beast up, burnination will ensue.

trucker crotch

the combination scent of anus and ball sack commonly obtained after spending many hours driving or being in a car.

After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.

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crotch jockey

1.one who is continuously working to come in contact with the crotch of the opposite gender.
2.one who loves sex.
3.quite literally a crotch rider.

"Chris got 3 chicks last night. Hes such a crotch jockey."

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Golden Crotch

The Blonde equivalent to the Fire Crotch, but rarer, since even if blondes are somewhat more numerous than redheads (obviously discarding Artificial Blondes), the Golden Crotch can only be found among the clearest on the blonde Hair Spectrum, a very unusual and attractive shiny golden tone, usually no different from the hair color, or not much, unlike most true Blondies who have it light brown-ish. Usually accompanied by Holden Hair in the rest of the Body, even the Eyelashes!

After all the vigorous Drunken Brawling with Catherine last night all that I could remember was that shiny, Blinding Golden Crotch. I felt like I was penetrating a Frikin' Star!

That Golden Crotch was so Bling Bling that her Crabs had fifty Hookers each.