crouching wear

When somebody/something is "sexy" then it is crouching wear. It is used as a secretive way of saying sombody is nice looking without being obvious.

(whilst pointing at a girl) Crouching Wear!

Green goo... Crouching Wear!

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crouching tiger

when you get out of the pool and your bottoms are soaking wet so you wrap the towel tightly around your waist and squat down so it squeezes all the water out

My swimsuit bottoms are all wet so im gonna do the crouching tiger.

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crouche fart

fart when you have sweaty legs and squeeze them together then have the fart go up to your testicles (generally in fat men).

male 1: Hahaha!!
male 2: Why are you laughing?
male 1: Dude I just crouche farted and it tickled me!!
male 2: Fucking gross...

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Crouch Cancel

Technique used in SSBM. If you hold down on the d-pad when attacked it reduces the amount of distance thrown back. The distance varies on the character. Some are significantly more useful like Samus's Crouch Cancel.

D21:Eh,I haven't played with samus in a while. I'll pick her.

Cltn: /puts down controller.

D21: Come Back! I won't crouch cancel.

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crouching fox

When a woman digs a hole in the middle of the living room floor and gets her boyfriend/hubby to come and gizz in the hole. Then the woman crouches over it and sticks her nose into the mess. While the woman is occupied doing this, her partner runs outside, gets a tree branch, brings it in, and starts giving the girl anal. While doing this, the girl must be making fox noises.

" Tammy, why is there a hole in the middle of your living room?"
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."

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Crouch hump

The action of crouching and standing up repeatedly ontop of a recently dead oponent. The art is most effective in Halo or Halo 2, it is NOT effective or at ALL tolerated in Gears of War because in Halo or Halo 2, you have multiple lives and unlimited time. Gears of War gets more intense and crouch or corpse humping is just not tolerated. After the crouch humping begins, cease within 3 seconds because, that is all the time that is alotted given between the average between the time of respawn while the other player can see their own body, and the average amount of time before a grenade or other weapon will be aimed at you.

Sam: WTF!! I just died!
Victor: That sucks.
Sam: How demoralizing?
Victor: What is?
Sam: He's crouch humping me.

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nature crouch

When you crouch in the wild to take a picture with your phone of a beautiful specimen. Or maybe there’s no phone in sight, and you’re coming in for a closer look.

Compare it to its evil twin: the computer crouch, otherwise known as ‘desk posture.’

I’m nature crouching. Cant you see this sexy flower? Damn. Don’t disturb me

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