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Overrated douchebag who practices scientology and poisons today's youth
Tom Cruise is well-known and famous for playing the sexually-frustrated homosexual aviator "Maverick" in Top Gun
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A pre-gaming technique in Port Aransas Texas. Consists of sipping your drink at every milemarker from 0-52. Sometimes if eager you may surpass the limit (special occasions only).
guy 1: "hey man, i'm having a party at my house, come over!"
guy 2: "yeah man, let me take a 52 cruise first."
girl 1: "Yeah, i went to start the day with a 52 cruise but it turned into a 95 cruise!"
someone who is pushing there luck and likely to become physically assulted for their actions
Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!
Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?
Rob) <exits room>
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A person who will reduce themselves to doing absolutely ridiculous acts to avoid being labeled as a homosexual. These acts and publicity stunts do more damage to one's reputation than coming out of the closet would.
Tom Cruise danced around like a damn fool on the Oprah show, trying to convince us all that he just LOOOOVES Katie Holmes.
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A phrase referring to reefer and driving. Imagine yourself cruising in your car with the windows up, or part of the way down, smoking it up and just cruising along a road. In Westchester, youth have actually defined certain areas and roads as burn cruise areas. Rock on ^_^
I'm gonna jump in the ford and go on a burn cruise with my homies down to Yonkers.
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Go to the bathroom and take a shit.
I just ate Taco Bell, pull over at the next rest stop so I can take a cruise.
When someone peppers their Facebook updates around the time they go to, and come back from work - they are 'Smartphone Cruising'.
They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.
They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.
Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.
(They won't).
George: Hey! Melvin is spamming my Facebook feed with his updates again.
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!
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