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Michael Reeves : We have to attach some surgical tools to the CUM because otherwise it's just a big-ass robot !
The fluid I accidentally put in your sister’s coffee instead of creamer.
John, I’m sorry I mixed up my cum with creamer.
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Who cares about .com when .cum is more tempting as comparing ale to rum
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1.(n) warm fluid that is ejaculated from a male at the peak of a sexual encounter; more often at home every night with a picture of Halle Berry and a tube of lotion.
1. Man last night I got cum all over Halle's nipples.
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The delicious mayo that shoots out of a penis in the act of a male orgasm.
When I was twelve I was masterbating in my room and I started cumming right when my mom walked in. I was startled so as a defense mechanism I stood up and came in her face. While she was rubbing her eyes I dashed into the basement where my cousin was sleeping for a sleepover. I woke him up but I didn't care, I had to finish before I got blue balls. I hid in the closet and came all over my new shirt.
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