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Dude, I jizzed in her eye, but her fucking cum curtains blocked it!
fanny lips, the outer lips of a female genetalia. Labia
gammon ( as in the meat slices ). hence gammon curtains. aka gammy curtains. aka beef flaps
the creul term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.
Did you see the beef curtains on that girl?
Hell yeah I did! Let 'em hang girl!
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After you take a piss and shake it off, when you zip your pants back up and your tinkle goes down either leg of your pants and and hits the sides. Causing small wet spots.
Bob" Jeeeze, dan take long enough? what you do drop a duece?
Dan: Nah man. I took a piss and didn't shake it well enough and got a shower curtain. So i had to stand under the hand dryer to dy it off.
Bob: OOOOO!! Owned!
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A word used to describe a women's puss that has very large protruding / hanging lips.
When I seen her puss I almost thought she had a cock with those huge hangin' baloney curtains.
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A derogatory word for a foreskin
1."that guy is a proper idiot"
"yeah, a proper penis curtain"
2."you can tell he's Jewish, he's missing a penis curtain"
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A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.
"That chick had the sexiest beef curtains, best sex I've ever had"
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