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The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.
BTW this is bad.
Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!
Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).
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When you have been day drinking all day and pass out in the afternoon, but then by early evening you want to go out again with your friends. Then you need a DDD to get you there. The DDD is like a pre-DD.
Zack: I can drive tonight! I'm not really gonna drink much. I got to day drink!
Mary Ann: No Zack... You've been day drinking all day. I'm not gonna drink tonight either. Let me be the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) tonight and I'll drive your day drunk ass around.
Zack: OK cool! I would 100% get a DUI right now even though I haven't drank since 2 this afternoon. For real!
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When you start to die of boredom and maybe your internet even is gone so you start to type mmm nnn bbb vvv ccc xxx zzz lll kkk jjj hhh ggg fff ddd sss aaa ppp ooo iii uuu yyy ttt rrr eee www qqq, which is typing your letters on the QWERTY keyboard from first to last, but you type every letter 3 times.
Person 1: Dude I'm so bored
Dude: Have you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?
Person 1: Yeah, 4 minutes ago.
Dude: Try doing mmm nnn bbb vvv ccc xxx zzz lll kkk jjj hhh ggg fff ddd sss aaa ppp ooo iii uuu yyy ttt rrr eee www qqq.
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to me, DDD means Don't Do Drugs. i don't think i'm the only one using this expression. a kind of slogan to prevent people against drugs.
"hey, i stand for DDD." (i had to add something here, don't pay attention to the sentence it doesn't make sense)
Girl 1: I’m so glad it’s ddd.
Girl 2: Girl same i’ve been waiting for some dick since nnn started
DDD aka Destroy your dick December is pretty much the opposite of No Nut November
Man #1: Dude how is DDD going?
Man #2: It’s going great man, I’ve literally been destroying my dick every night!
DDD stands for destroy dick december, and what you gotta do is nut one time on the first of december 2 times on the second and so on until january. In total you will have to nut 496 times during december. WARNING: you may not feel your left leg after all the nuts. Seriously, it may cause harm.
Hey bob ! Today is the 31 of december, you said that you could hangout?
Sorry b, i can't, i still have 25 more nuts to go today, DDD is killing me.