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when someone is doing what they do every day. ie job, work, go to school, smoke weed
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A nick-name for the Daily Express – a British tabloid newspaper – used from time to time by the satirical magazine Private Eye. Like many of the Eye's jokes, its use has become more widespread.
This is just another non-story run by the famously unbiased and objective Daily Getsworse. (Yahoo Answers)
When somebody decides to jack-off twice in one day.
Someone - "What'd you do yesterday?"
You - "Oh nothing, just the daily double."
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When recently being interviewed by Conan O'Brien, Carson Daily admitted (...I'm just a douchebag) Yet NBC (which stands for Nothing But Crap) can't admit this and flush this douche juice!
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Also known as the Daily Mail. This UK tabloid is well known for looking on everything in the most negative way possible, usually working towards articles that will convince their reader that their non-white postman wants to rape you, the milk that he delivers will give you cancer, the book you're reading at the breakfast table is designed to brainwash you and your video games and films are basically Satanic.
Oh and if you can stop worrying about that. You're guaranteed to get blown up by your neighbours while asteroids fall out the skies onto your dogs head.
Person 1: "Wow, I'm never going to a chinese ever again. The Daily Mail said that they put poison in every meal"
Person 2: "I see the Daily Fear strikes again."
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Adult: "I'm taking your videogames away from you. They'll turn you into a rapist"
Child: "Cheers Daily Fear!"
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Person 1: "If we don't vote to get rid of all the foreigners soon we're going to become a muslim country where white people will be put to death in the town centres"
Person 2: "You've been reading the Daily Fear haven't you?"
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