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Someone who resembles a heavier Matt Damon and hits on women in Public.
The only way to defend against a Fat Damon is to address everyone in the vicinity, and in the most retarded voice possible proclaim, "Faaaaat Daaaamon".
Guy1: "Hey buddy, you better keep an eye on your girl. Looks like she's getting Fat Damoned at the bar."
Guy2: Approaches the bar gaining the attention of all around and proclaims in a retarded voice, "Faaaaaat Daaaaamon."
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Dilf from the bands Blur and Gorillaz
he’s British but that’s okay 😽
“ Have you heard of Damon Albarn ? “
“ Yeah , he’s so hot bro his voice in Essex Dogs got me actin’ up bro ! “
FBI Team also wing men when on the pull Travel Miles for a decent night or a shag
I wish i had freinds like Anthony and Damon
Probably the most infamous Red Sox traitor in the history of the Red Sox franchise. Johnny Damon was the biggest Red Sox star to just walk straight into the Yankees arms because of money. The former 'Jesus' is now the 'anti-christ.'The real life version of Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader. He vowed never, ever to join the Yankees but left the Red Sox for money just like Anakin Skywalker left for power.
Johnny Damon is now the Yankees's pet dog. Goddamn it Damon. WTF is wrong with you. You betrayed the Red Sox. When you come back to Fenway, I hope the fans will neither cheer or boo but instead, give you the cold shoulder.
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Once was an honorable center fielder from the Boston Red Sox, but after the 2005 baseball season he became a free agent and decided to sacrifice his reputation for more money playing for the soul-less New York Yankees
Johnny Damon is Jeters newest bitch
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Once the centerfielder and face of the greatest team in baseball, the Boston Red Sox. Now an overpaid, clean shaven sellout playing for the New York Yankees.
I can't believe Johnny Damon signed with the Yankees.
Yeah, he even cut his hair too. What a sellout.
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Cult hero of 1990's cable access, based out of Columbus, Ohio. His show featured depraved sex scenes as well as computer-altered shots of his head as he lamented pop-culture and the decline of western civilization.
Was a guest on Howard Stern, Sally, and Jerry Springer to later prove that just because you're a mass media figure does not necessarily make you smarter than your audience.
Damon Zex caught my eye as I was watching tv and came across the episode of his show where he was eating the used tampon out of his girlfriend!
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