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Spank dandy

A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.

Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.

Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!

by Chaos_273 August 2, 2015


Dandy Sex

Having sex in front of cameras

Did you hear Marie and Ben had dandy sex in the locker room at Lab?

by I <3 Marie January 23, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


dandy slap

to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'

"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"

by FM104 August 23, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


El Dandy

A Mexican jobber with a 33 pound hairdo.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


jim dandy

said sarcastically when something bad happens.

Bob: I got a 54 on my math test. Fuckin JIM DANDY, huh?

by E-Stylee November 8, 2005

56๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate-dandy

Slang term for an uptight homosexual males anus.

he ordered lobster, but he wouldn't even give up the chocolate-dandy.

by anthemarcose October 19, 2010


Mouth Dandy

50's slang for receiving a blow job.

Hey Hun, thanks for the swell martini. How about a terrific mouth dandy?

by GuppyUnit August 22, 2012