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when a guy lays down on a bed, on his back and a woman stand over his head and does a backbend and sucks his dick.
(you can also eat her pussy at the same time.)
"Man, last night i was fucking this freak, and out of nowhere she stood up and gave me a danish suicide.
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During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.
Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.
That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.
There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
The act of trapping someone in a bathroom after having taken a massive shit.
Estella's face went green after she was Danish chambered by Juan Jose for 5 minutes.
it is a method of masturbation where the person puts there hand at 45 degrees to their wrist (palm direction) and back hands, only moving their elbow to perform this motion until their penis/vagina until too bruised to continue or they climax.
Me : "hey bro you tried the danish backhand yet?"
Julio : "yea bro, its the only way i jack off now"
a female's breasts that peak at the nipple (like the Matterhorn) and protrude outward like a ducks' stance, while remaining a fair distance apart from one another. Distance between each breast varies from 4-6 inches. However, in extreme cases, each breast can appear to be it's own entity, as if they're trying to run away from eachother. Bra required in order to give off the appearance of a normal chest.
CB, who also got a gnarly ass tat the other day, has quite a vivacious set of danish curlers.
"Dog, that slampiece's danish curlers are extra sloppy. Minimum 8 inches separation bro... Whoa"
"That bitch got some fujatitties (few-juh-tit-ees)"
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When your chosen bed partner cooks up some bacon, wraps your penis in it and jerks you off using the warm bacon.
Man I had Suzy around last night and she gave me a mean Danish wrap...
Dude your sick!