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Though incredibly sexy and intelligent, a David is most often recognized by the size of his heart. Wanted by all as either a Father, Brother, Husband, Lover, or Friend; David's are highly sought after and if obtained, should be handled with great care.
So there I was at the grocery store and I saw this man with his kids and I thought to myself... Wow what a David. I wonder if he's single!
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A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
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David is a loveable guy. He is sweet, kind, and dare I say, cute. It's no wonder why he has girls falling for him everyday. He is smart and plays a lot of sports, but he isn't cocky. Usually a David will have brown hair and brown eyes, and the sweetest smile. Finding a David is always a good sign.
Woah, do you see that football player? He must be a David.
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David is the raddest mutthaf**ker ü you will ever meet he is a skater he is gonna be very good anything he does he puts effort at everything never gives up listens to the hypes the music care about a few and mostly stick to himself he is gonna be great one day!!!
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Davids are usually the most amazing kind of guys out there. They are caring and gentle with a crazy and wild party side.
Davis are easy to fall in love with and impossible to forget. They often have an incredible smile and know exactly what to say when one is sad.
Loyal to family and friends David is the definition of perfection
See that guy over there, he's David, and he's perfect
I have never loved someone like I love David
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A guy who can dance in complete sync with women. Flawlessly replicating their every move while simultaneously getting the woman aroused from the sheer finesse of the moves.
Woman 1: Damn who's she dancing with?
Woman 2: Hmm...must be David...
Woman 1: How do you know?
Woman 2: Uh? Does it look like she's having an orgasm out there?....It's David.
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