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A phrase that any man can say to his spouse or significant other, meaning "I agree with you" to her but "shut up" to him.
Hannah: Dave, you never do the washing up, it's your turn tonight.
Dave (aloud): Yes dear
Dave (Internal monologue): Shut up. I'm going to the pub.
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A humorous (but actually serious) story written about two gay men. It can be found various places online and has somewhat of a legend status.
"He adopted the most adorable submissive pose" qouted from Dear Master.
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1. What you say in response to complicated guitar solos in Guitar Hero/Rock Band where you have to move your fingers really fast.
2. Any game requiring rapid, seemingly random finger movements.
That last solo was a bitch! It's like I was writing a letter. "Dear Congress..."
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To get rid of a girl who refuses to break up with you by making her perform more and more heinous and utterly disgusting sexual acts, ultimately causing her to utter the phrase "you're using meeee"! Consequently, she initiates the break up, never to be heard from again.
I Dear Jane'd that clingy bitch by nutt smothering her while ramming a popsicle up her ass.
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'Oh Dear' is a way of saying 'Oh no' in a more sarcastic and funny way
*building explodes*
Amy- Oh Dear
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1. A phrase commonly used in the beginning of a formal letter to adress a male recipient.
2. The debut 1995 album by Cat Power a.k.a. Chan Marshall
3. Euphemism that serves to imply that the person you're adressing outside of formal letter is either a mental case, alternatively gifted or just says improper things.
1. Dear sir Honorable Robert Gates,
Why does the Pentagon state that F-35 is a 5th generation fighter? I hereby solemnly inform you that it doesn't meet the vital criterias of supercruise flight and weapons delivery, thrust vectoring control, synthetic aperture radar as well as features agility and thrust of flatulenting expectant mother.
Sincerely yours, retired USAF Security Forces serviceman, Chuck Norris.
2. Man, back in 1995 the skies were bluer and the grass was greener but Cat Power since her Dear Sir release is still as catpowerful as she was back then. Although I haven't even heard any of her stuff.
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- I wish I lived back in times of Harry Truman when USA were strong and wouldn't let pinkos and niggers talk, not just become presidents.
- Have you, dear sir, just used your mouthhole to produce a verbal message of approving McCarthy totalitarianism, social hysteria, racism, civilian inequality, nuclear destruction of non-combatants, illegal experimentation on foreign citizens (Guatemala syphilis experiment) in a country which was created by freemasonic Founding Fathers to anchor the ideals of freedom, equality and justice? Way to go, butt-for-brains.
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A repulsive fanfiction that centers around the two characters, Tom and Tord, from the webseries Eddsworld. It takes place in an AU where Tord is a pastel uwu soft boy and Tom is a bitch introvert.
Other than the unsettling contrast from canon personalities, this book is a messy plethora of not taking suicide seriously, overdramatization and other unrealistic ideals. Tl;dr, it's shit. It barely even has any connection to Eddsworld itself.
Unfortunately, most of the Eddsworld fandom's young fans consider this story a masterpiece when they are being blinded by foolishness.
Dear starboy is so unrealistic, I don't see how many people even like it.
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