A very average sized and perfect for the job penis
Billy: hey Bobby wanna fuck
Bobby: Watchu Packing
Billy: A One Millimeter Defeater
When left wing politicians lose to the dirty tactics of right wing politicians because they feel that their personal integrity is more important than protecting their constituents.
Alternatively, those left wing politicians who have embraced the fact that keeping their position (and income via corporate paychecks and inside trading) only requires maintaining the appearance of high road morality, which is easy enough to do by acting stupid and pretending not to notice when their supposed political opponents act in bad faith.
American People: The Republican Party has been subsumed by foreign money and fascist elements. They've now taken over the major branches of government in a way that the checks and balances system no longer works, enacting policies that represent a shrinking minority of the populace. At the same time, they push fake conspiracies and promote false reality constructivism to fabricate invisible enemies to justify their bullshit. Why do you keep pretending like they aren't acting in bad faith?
Democrats: When they go low, we go high.
*Democrats proceed to seize the high ground while Republicans proceed to seize the Supreme Court*
Anyone with a brain: High road defeatism is not a winning strategy.
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All you ignorant DoD zealots now are officially cocksuckers. Call Of Duty just came out and it is WAY better and isn't built on an engine programmed by a team of plankton.
Day Of Defeat is now officially DEAD!
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Zim had a daydream about Poop Dawg in ghost form taunting him. Poop Dawg called himself this name.
"You'll never get the mystery prize, Zim!"
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When you dint go home with someone on a Saturday night so you eat Totinos pizza rolls then jack off because you too horny and depressed to not.
im not coming into work man i had that 2 am defeat.
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a way to describe a small dick even tho in reality itβs huge
Girl :your dick is hugeβ You: βYeah i know i got that 2 millimeter defeaterβ
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The re-make of Valve's Day of Defeat using the Source engine. All Counter Strike and Day of Defeat players love to flame Day of Defeat Source, mainly because they are too lazy to go and buy the game to try it out.
Player 1: "Day of Defeat Source SUCKS MAN!!!"
Player 2: "Have you tried it?"
Player 1: "I DON'T NEED TO, IT'S DA UBER FAILZ"
Player 2: "...sigh..."
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