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the act of wakeing up early in the morning as to not disturbe your significant other or ust a fucking slut and preceding to give him and/or her anal sex whist they are half alseep
i woke up early this morning in the dungy and gave my bitch a morning delivery
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while recieveing oral sex you slap your partner across the face after the slap she returns to finish the job
Jim: i was with that bitch kayla last night she was so damn drunk she even let me give her the o'l DC Delivery
Bob: Damn dude jes let me do the same thing to her last night!
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Throwin someone down the stairs knocking them out, then raping them and then throwing them into a pool where they either drown or survive and become pregnant
I gave Molly a Moroccan delivery
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After having sex with a girl, take a shit in her bed whiles she's sleeping and leave.
Man i fucked this girl last night and left her the special delivery right before i left.
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a person who shows up with chicks (aka box).
zane shows up with a bunch of chicks for fred which makes him the delivery man.
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Last night, I gave that ho an unexpected backdoor delivery
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Similar to the sex stunt, "The Danza", The Delivery Boy is performed when a guy is having sex with a girl from behind.
Other variations can be done when the guy is receiving head.
As the dude is about to cum he announces "DING DONG", imitating the sound that a doorbell makes.
When the chick looks up to see why he made the noise, he slaps her across the face with a slice of pizza. (Yes, a real slice of pizza)
After the 'pizza slap' occurs, many have chosen to add a quote after the 'delivery' has been made:
"Here's the extra sauce!" (...and proceed to ejaculate)
Feel free to come up with your own great final quotes for everyone to see.
"Dude, she wakes me and starts sucking my dick. We had that pizza on the table from last night...I couldn't help but do the "Delivery Boy" on her!"
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