a person who wears denim on denim ie: jean jacket with jeans. A fashion faux-pas.
Did you see Julie walk by today? Eww total denim sandwich!
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The bump a pair of jeans creates that give the appearance of a boner, or denim cock.
"Have you seen John's boner?" "No, that is just his denim cock"
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A euphemism for penis located within oneβs jeans.
βSup bitch, you tryna see my denim weasel?β
Occurs when a male ejaculates or "creams" his (denim) jeans.
The other day I was dry-humping my friend and I gave myself a denim latte.
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When the fly of your pants give you a small bone, your jeans are your worst wingman ever.
"Is that just denim chub or are you happy to see me?"
The female opposite of denim dan. A female that wears denim on denim.
Hey denim debbie, you going to the rodeo tonight?
A moustached mediterranean man who often garmets mostly or completely in denim, otherwise known as a Canadian tuxedo.
"Hey, see that guy over there in the Canadian tuxedo?"
"Yeah, hes quite the Denim Daddy."