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An American lesbian (see dyke) typically of Indian, Pakistani, or Bengali descent (see desi).
That desi dyke probably has an easier time being gay here in America than in India.
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A large shit taken following desi (Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi) food. This is usually due to the spiciness of our cuisine.
After my friend Mike ate some of my mother's chicken curry, he had to take a Desi Dump.
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the induvidual whom transports intoxicated people to and from the bar safetly, and is responsible for them. Basically a shorten version of Designated Driver
Whose being Desi Driver tonight b/c I plan on getting CRUNCKED!!!
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peasant girls wearing red, green, blue, yellow dresses of vibrant colours that are common in rural india.
ye sab desi baloon pe line maarne se koi faayda nahi hoga. woh to uske jaise desi ko ho pategi.
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A person from south-east Asia living in a Western country who keeps his dark oil well-oiled or uses so much gel that it looks oily and also uses bodily oils such as coconut oil that the person has a soft shiny look.
Oh man, I went to the Bay Area Indian event and there were tons of oily desis there.
The "Desi Karen", also known as the "Desi Auntie" by the natives of the Indian subcontinent, is the final evolution of the females of the Desi-ous Human-ous species.
Common way to recognize a "Desi Karen" are by constantly judgmental stares, comparing their children to you (typically in ways that insult their own children), trying to set up random people with their children (a bit rarer though), gossiping, watching dramas, making small thing big deals, and yelling a lot.
The prerequisites for being known as a so-called "Desi Karen" are fluid and not set in stone. Generally, however, they have a few generally accepted requirements.
1. They be at least 30 years old. This is because for most Desis, to become an auntie you need at least 30 years of life experience to piss you off enough to evolve. However, there are exceptions, as there have been cases of Desis becoming Aunties in under 20 years.
2. They have to be women. This one is a given, a Desi man that fits all the above traits in paragraph 2 is just an uncle trying to be hip or something.
3. They have to be Desi. Duh.
"Wow, all my Mom's friends are SUCH Desi Karens!"
Using an outter pop wrapper, fill it with diarrhea and freeze. Then use your Desi on your husbands swollen anus. Also known as an "Al Sharpton"
My husband squirts, when he has a frozen Desi.